Life Before Kids vs. Life After Kids
Now you can be a little more prepared. Partially eaten meals, going days without a real shower, and hardly any “you time” will most likely become the norm. What you get in return, however, makes it more than worth it: endless love, undying affection, and a family bond that’s yours forever.
| Watching TV | Lunchtime | Movie Night |
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Before Kids - Why would she let him die? - Oh, honey, it's OK. It's just a TV show. |
Before Kids - Oh my gosh, is this your slow roasted pork? - Yeah, I did it all day. - Oh man, this looks amazing. Here you go. (giggles) |
Before Kids - I thought this was your favorite movie. - I've seen it a million times. |
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After Kids - It's right there in your backpack, how do you not see that? Oh my god. - It's just a TV show. |
After Kids - All right, you're gonna play soccer with one cleat. We warned you about getting your shoes out ahead of time. We gotta go. - Wait, have you eaten yet? - No, it's OK. Thank you. |
After Kids - Baby. Come on, I thought this was your favorite movie. - I've seen it a million times. - But it's so good. So good. |
