25 Strange and Unrealistic Photos of Pregnant Women

40 weeks can feel like a mighty long time, especially when you’re pregnant. Capturing your changing body through maternity photos is a great way to pass the time, but some are so strange they were surely conceived under the influence of pregnancy brain.

When you see these awkward photos, you’ll struggle to understand what these people were thinking! Must have seemed like a good idea at the time. So, take a look, and let us know which is your favourite via the comments section at the end of the article!

The belly nooseYou’d think this image was a metaphor for the discomfort of being past your due date, but ever since those Fifty Shades came out, all bets are off. (slydavia/iStock/GettyImagesPlus)

Even the Easter Bunny is afraidWhether you think of Harvey or Donnie Darko, not even being pregnant can make a bunny costume anything less than creepy. (LoulouVonGlup/Getty Images)

Waiting for the ambulanceWhatever gets you through your contractions. (Hill Street Studios/ Getty Images)

She's glowingBeing pregnant doesn't automatically make you a slob. (CREATISA/Getty Images)

Doomsday due dateBecause moms-to-be don't have enough to worry about already. (JackF/Getty Images)

Hardcore nestingWe've all heard of nesting, but this is taking it to the next level. (Radius Images/Getty Images)

Nothing fitsOh come on, maternity fashions aren't that bad. (Valery Bareta/Getty Images)

Does a baby goodThis woman read on the internet that the baby absorbs the calcium better if you hold the milk against your bump. (Michaela Begsteiger/Getty Images)

Hard-hat mamaTaking care of a baby is a tough job, but the hard hat won't be much help. (Hill Street Studios/Getty Images)

Excuse meYes, pregnant women are gassy, but do we really have to draw attention to it? (CareyHope/iStock/GettyImagesPlus)

Watering the bumpMost women use lotion or oil to try to prevent stretch marks, but maybe the secret is constant baby bump watering? (Hill Street Studios/Getty Images)

Just passed his boardsEither this mother is going to traumatize her son by having him deliver his sibling, or this is a pitiful attempt to re-create Doogie Howser, M.D. (komisar/iStock/GettyImagesPlus)

What's with the flower?The baby might be able to hear you, but not even the specialist of snowflakes can smell from inside the womb. (tashastinger/iStock/Getty Images Plus)

H2 No H2 No Is for those dumb "pregnant women look like whales" jokes or because even water can trigger morning sickness? So many questions. (Matin Bahadori/Getty Images)

Stay hydratedSure, staying hydrated is important, but pregnant women aren't supposed to lift something that heavy without checking with the doctor first. (Chris_Tefme/Getty Images)

Bratty big sisterNo matter how much guilt you have over causing your firstborn to lose the title of "baby," wasting that much chocolate should be a crime. (ValaGrenier/iStock/GettyImages/Plus)

A heck of a horseGender reveal: You're doing it wrong. (35007/Getty Images)

SupermomJust looking at this picture is enough to make you want to take a nap. (GeloKorol/Getty Images)

Baby guardAren't storks supposed to deliver babies? Because these ones look ready to fight to death if you dare to touch that bump. (Parque/Fuse/Getty Images)

Run for it!Combine serial killer rage with pregnancy hormone mood swings, and even Freddy Krueger isn't messing with this mama. (caracterdesign/Getty Images)

Hello, it's mePsst... the baby can hear you without a headset. (carpinxo/Getty Images)

Step away from the bellyNope, that's not how labor works. (Jarp/Getty Images)

House of horrorsMaternity photo shoot missed the mark here, but on the bright side, this picture makes a fantastic Halloween shot. (Nikolay Suslov/Getty Images)

Funny mommyLet's hope this mom-to-be went all scary clown after this picture was snapped, because pregnant women aren't something to laugh at. (uckyraccoon/Getty Images)